It was quite a bitch to work through all this and figure everything out but I found a nice example to work off of and it was fun to finally learn LaTeX. (Which is apparently pronounced /ˈlɑːtɛk/ or if you don't read dictionary, lay-tek). I've published it on Github (link) if you'd like to fork it and write your own resume in LaTeX. The code and resulting compiled PDF are below. Let me know what you think!
The compiled result: